Sunday, November 1, 2009

Exulted One




Blog of The Exulted One

Artist/Writer Farrell Hamann
Ok, Blogging now. First, I'll include a photographic image of the Exalted One fighting evil with his trusty turd rifle.

See those eyes? The Exalted One Means business. Don't fuk with the Exalted One!

For now, evil is on the run. Exalted One has driven it off. So, how about a nice, big wet lick on your face? The grafted walnut tree (black walnut below, English walnut above) is a sacred spot for the Exalted One. Perhaps something buried there, hint, hint! Hundreds of people in cars, on foot, bicycles, etc., pass the walnut every day. Ah, if they only knew! Ha Ha!

Notice that the tree is under 24 hour video surveillance? Makes you think, does it not? Since the old walnut tree is Sacred to The Church of the Blue Moon/Moon Beams on your Naked Booty, TEO (short for The Exalted One) photos will include the Old Walnut's friend tree. Every tree has a friend and it is not nice to leave the friend out.

Notice the white car in the photo? Spying on TEO for sure. Not a problem. The secrets of TEO shall remain defended. Driver may belong to the "White Car Sect", a division of the Church of Bad. They are the "enforcers" of the Church of Bad. They used to use all black cars but have switched to throw us off. Got rid of them pronto. No turd rifle, just sprinkled em with pubic hair. That works pretty good! They were sitting there drinking their lattes a few blocks away, wearing their sunglasses and acting casual. I can still hear them shrieking...

"OMG!, OMG!, it looks like, like, PUBIC HAIR!, OMG! Well yeah, of course it was pubic hair, no half mesures for TEO! Hate when they play innocent. They will say anything not to blow their cover. Sunglasses, harrumph!

Due to age and other reasons the general public is not privy to, pubic hairs are in short supply. A certain person who shall remain nameless is selfish with hers so the battle against evil is somewhat hampered in the effective tools department. Donors are hard to find!

Fighting evil is hard work and does not pay well. DOING EVIL often pays like a mother! Since I don't run that fast when I'm out there sprinkling evil doers, I usually just hide after the deed is done. Sure, I could just sneak up and sprinkle but that reduces the impact of the act. They have to know something big just came down.

Getting sprinkled and seeing me dart around the corner helps convey the import of what just happened. Maybe they will think twice. What has the Church of Bad really done for them anyway? The dark side is all hot air. The Exalted One knows!


Hiding Out


A lot of what The Exulted One does involves the necessity of hiding out until things cool down and the Exalted One can slip away. I used to just jump into the back of a nearby pickup truck and flatten out on the bottom of the bed. Stopped that nonsense after getting into a losing argument with a crabby dog. Now, I just dive in the bushes or hid behind a tree. Still, once in a while, you will get caught. I think those Church of Bad agents are getting more training these days. I know they have an elite team snooping around all my known haunts. The bad effect of this is it makes recruiting Acolytes that much more difficult. Bummer.


What to do when caught



Face it, if you follow my methods for fighting evil, sooner or later you will get caught. One of the best defenses when caught is to whip out the old everyday, run of the mill Q-Tip dipped in brown mustard. Wave it menacingly in their faces, that should take care of that problem. The great majority of Church of Bad agents will back-off then and there. It helps if you make a face like you are about to barf!
That works most of the time when dealing with agents at close range.


It is almost comically funny how the agents of the Church of Bad will carry on and on with protestations of feigned innocence. Yeah ha ha, Exalted One knows better!

"Oh why did that awful man wave that icky Q-Tip in my face, laugh wickedly, then pop it in his mouth like a lolly pop! Why?, why? It was just so..... disgusting and repulsive! I'm not coming here any more. I'm moving to Utah!"

Stay tuned Acolytes, more wisdom from The Exalted One is yet to come. Next lesson will cover the Rite of the Black/English Walnut tree", and why the tree is under video scrutiny 24/7 (it does hamper certain activities of the Exalted One but the Exalted One shall prevail!! Bless You!


Yes, you can drive right up and park right there if you want. Makes it easy if you have difficulty getting in or out of your car. Phone: 916-641-7696 Very kid friendly. Also have Fine Art Acrylic Paintings.  You can even smoke a cigar if you feel like it! 

博客的欢腾一
艺术家/作家法雷尔哈曼
好了,现在博客。首先,我将包括对欢腾的一个战斗,他信赖的粪步枪邪恶的摄影图片。

看到那些眼睛吗?在欢腾的业务手段之一。不要一福与欢腾!
现在,邪恶的是在运行。欣喜若狂之一是推动其关闭。那么,怎么样好,大湿舔你的脸?嫁接核桃树(黑核桃以下,英语核桃以上)是一个欢腾的一个神圣的地方。或许是葬在那里,示意,暗示!数百人在汽车步行,自行车等,通过核桃每一天。啊,如果他们只知道!哈哈!
请注意,该树是在24小时视频监控?让你觉得,对不对?由于老核桃树是神圣的蓝月亮/月亮梁在你的裸体战利品,多重配适照片(一短的欢腾)教会将包括旧核桃的好友树。树有一个朋友,是不是很好的朋友离开了。
请注意照片中的白色的车吗?窥探肯定多重配适。这完全没问题。多重配适的秘密的规定继续辩护。驱动程序可能属于“白车派”,一堂的不良分工。他们是“执法”的不良教会。他们习惯用黑色的车,但已转把我们赶走。摆脱了他们弹指一挥间。无粪步枪,只撒上阴毛他们。这作品好漂亮!他们坐在那里喝着拿铁在几个街区之外,太阳镜,穿着随意行事。我仍然能听到他们的尖叫...
“天啊!,天啊!,它看起来像,像,阴毛!,天啊!是啊,当然这是阴毛,对策分析的多重配适没有一半!讨厌他们发挥无辜的。他们会说什么也不能就打击他们的封面。墨镜,harrumph!
由于年龄和一般市民不知道的其他原因,阴毛都供不应求。某人无名是谁应继续与她的自私,所以对邪恶的胜利,在有些部门的有效工具而受到阻碍。捐助者是很难找到!
邪恶的战斗是艰苦的工作,不付好。作恶经常自付像妈妈!由于我不跑那么快,当我在那里洒邪恶实干家,我通常只是藏后的契税已经完成。当然,我只悄悄撒但降低了行为的影响。他们必须知道的东西大刚下来。
获得洒,见到我在拐角处省道帮助传达刚刚发生了什么进口。也许他们会三思而后行。有什么不良教会能否为他们做了些什么呢?黑暗的一面给热风。在欢腾人知道!
躲藏

一个什么样的狂喜一做的许多涉及藏匿的必要性,直到事情冷静下来,人们可以在欢腾溜走。以前我只是跳进附近的一个小货车回压平在床上走出谷底。废话之后就停止了争论越来越成为一个失败的一个易怒的狗。现在,我刚刚开始在灌木丛中或躲在树后面。不过,一旦在一段时间,你会被抓住。我觉得那些不良代理人教会也越来越这些天的训练。我知道他们有一个精英团队周围所有的已知出没窥探。这种不良影响是它使招募追随者也就更加困难。令人失望。
被捕时该怎么办

面对它,如果你遵循邪恶作斗争,你迟早会被抓到我的方法。被捕时的最好的防御是鞭子旧的每一天,该厂的Q -提示,棕色芥末蘸运行。这波来势汹汹在他们的脸上,也应考虑这一问题。不良的教会代理商绝大多数将回退,然后和那里。它帮助,如果你的脸,你是要吐! 这一工程的时候,在近距离与代理商打交道最多。

这几乎是滑稽可笑的不良教会的代理人和携带上假装无辜的抗议。是啊哈哈,欣喜若狂人更知道!
“哦,为什么这样做可怕的浪潮,讨厌的人的Q -提示在我的脸,笑作恶,然后弹出一个棒棒糖在他喜欢流行音乐的嘴里了,为什么?,为什么呢?也正是这样.....讨厌和令人反感的!我'米不来这里了。我搬到犹他!“
请继续关注追随者,更多的智慧来自欢腾之一是尚未到来。下一课将包括黑/英核桃树“的仪式,所以树在视频审议24 / 7(它确实妨碍了欢腾之一,但其中的某些活动而欢跃为准!祝福你!

我的新艺术日历,只要通过了露露/!


 New calendar cover.  Can you spot the Montecito Cheese rat?
Bitey Cats, candles, and Cupcakes in Bitey Castle

My "Zombie" Avatar on Facebook and Twitter (@farrellhamann
Also, see videos on youtube channel: farrellhamann
我的“僵尸“头像(@ farrellhamann在Facebook和Twitter
此外,YouTube频道上看到的影片farrellhamann
Ich mag wie ein Zombie aussehen, aber ich bin ein Schatz lieben Kerl
Aku mungkin kelihatan seperti Zombie tapi saya kekasih

Link to evil Church of Bad and Limbaughzbub the horse's ass

Church of the Blue Moon/Moon Beams on your Naked Booty



my images, art photos, etc.

Huge Waste of Time!!! 

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To see my visual art at Picasa (you can also go to twitpic or Flickr) click here. Castles, palaces, huge carved balls, famous mosaic eggs, etc.



Granite Bay ART Service (California)

Montecito Cheese Rat (Who loves Pinconning Cheese)

Rare image of the Montecito Cheese Rat. Caught in his personal, twenty five room, castle in his Master's huge villa on Coast Village Road in Montecito, California.  This rat appears to be a young male.
罕见的形象,Montecito的奶酪夹在他的个人,二零零五年的房间,在主人的村道Montecito的海岸加州巨大的别墅城堡。这种老鼠似乎是一个年轻男性。

href="http://biteycat.weebly.com/">Church of the Blue Moon, Moon Beams on your Naked Booty
Attention Hound
Email to Farrell Hamann (Hang higher than a Hamann, family motto)  
Ringing Rock Drum and Echo Balls, World's only source.

Bless You!!!
There are at least 2 ants in this image taken on the American River Parkway in Sacramento, CA
The ants are very small but even an ant can be an Acolyte in the Church of the Blue Moon, Moon Beams on your Naked Booty
至少有2本图的美国景观道路萨克拉门托,加利福尼亚采取蚂蚁
蚂蚁是非常小,但即使是一只蚂蚁可能是一个教会蓝月亮,月亮上的裸体藏宝

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ikhameleon: Learn beauty tips and cosmetics from a professional. Introductory video by a wonderful girl (and so cute)

Intercepted video transmission revealing possible covert activity within a National Security Agency of the United States, possible CIA or NSA   See other videos, my channel at youtube: farrellhamann


上图:截获视频传输来源不明揭示美国国家安全局可能的秘密活动,可能是美国中央情报局国家安全局甚至英国军情六处,谁知道
HRH Prince Alwaleed bin Talal 

More of Elmer via Intercepted Video Transmission, Source Unknown:
Elmer gets really ticked off at the evil Dr. Greenbalm

上图:不情愿的间谍,埃尔默生气邪恶博士Greenbalmmusic video (sweeping the internet and the world of music)
Fly on the wall (play me please)   

上面的链接“飞长城“埃尔默布鲁斯和他的巨型播放,自制http://Henthusiasts.com urban chickens, fresh eggs, hens! very green site.

Elmer's Secret Weapon No. 1 (short video)

上面的链接:短视频:“埃尔默的秘密武器数字一(原国家秘密)。
Author: Farrell Hamann (the Zombie Man) has 2 cats, a pug dog, and a high KLOUT score.  Available for consultation, private or corporate. 
作者法雷尔哈曼僵尸)有2个猫,哈巴狗和高KLOUT评分。咨询,私人或公司Привет, вы можете увидеть мои видео на моем канале YouTube: farrellhamann
Guarda i miei video il mio canale su youtube: farrellhamann Commedia, arte, scultura, teneri animaletti, strani, sfere incandescenti.
你能不它,当您金条在树林深处大箱子,回来几年,无法找到它?
Farrell Hamann
     Bildender Künstler, Bildhauer, Schriftsteller, Comedy-Videos (YouTube) ich Schriftsteller Akte hatte mit der Tonight Show (circa Carson) und Kunstwerken im Weißen Haus Collection, dem Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, die Petaluma Museum hat Oprah Winfrey ein meiner Mosaik Eier. usw. "Unique Collection" des J. Paul Getty Museum. "Eine Welt der visuellen Edelsteine" Sacramento Bee (Encore) "amerikanische Version der Faberge-Eier" KCRA-TV, "Beautiful" Oprah Winfrey. Ich habe schon viele Male im Fernsehen erscheinen, und in den Printmedien. Mein YouTube-Kanal: farrellhamann auch auf Facebook. Kann siehe Bilder bei Flickr, Picasa, Twitpic, d'ART, Google, etc. Ich habe eine große Kunstsammlung. Arbeiten umfassen Schlösser, Türme, Mosaiken, Gemälden, Skulpturen und vieles mehr. Auch dies schriftlich Humor. High Score Klout



Rubble Rubble Rubble
瓦砾碎石瓦砾les tas de décombres de gravats, des tas, des piles
Puing-puing, tidak istimewa, hanya gundukan, timbunan, tumpukan, dan tumpukan puing. Tidak mewah puing-puing seperti mereka ada di Mesir, hanya puing-puing. Bagaimana anda menolak?

Boo Hoo Hoo (don't worry, not crying, all the good names were taken. You can see the bamboo and all the old tires. That's fun!! 
胡胡(不要担心,不要哭,一切美好的名字被带到。你可以看到竹子,一切旧的轮胎。很有趣

 For Professional, expert beauty tips and tutorials, please visit my daughter, Kate's, channel on youtube: IKHAMELEON  Makeup artistry, cosmetics, makeovers, supplies, and more.

Pour les professionnels, d'experts conseils de beauté et des tutoriels, s'il vous plaît visiter ma fille, Kate, le canal sur YouTube: Maquillage artistique IKHAMELEON, cosmétiques, du maquillage, de fournitures, et plus encore.

Untuk Profesional, tips kecantikan ahli dan tutorial, sila lawati puteriku, Kate, saluran di youtube: IKHAMELEON kesenian Makeup, kosmetik, makeover, persediaan, dan banyak lagi.

专业,专家的美容秘诀和教程,请访问我的女儿,凯特在YouTube频道:IKHAMELEON化妆技艺,化妆品,改头换面,用品等。

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Para profesionales, consejos de expertos de belleza y tutoriales, por favor, visitar a mi hija, Kate, canal en youtube: arte IKHAMELEON maquillaje, cosméticos, maquillaje, material, y mucho más.

IKHAMELEON श्रृंगार कलात्मकता, सौंदर्य प्रसाधन, makeovers, आपूर्ति, और अधिक: व्यावसायिक के लिए, विशेषज्ञ सुंदरता सुझावों और tutorials के, मेरी बेटी है, केट, यूट्यूब पर चैनल पर जाएँ.

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Für professionelle, kompetente Beauty-Tipps und Tutorials, besuchen Sie bitte meine Tochter, Kate, Kanal auf YouTube: IKHAMELEON Makeup Artistik, Kosmetik, Umarbeitungen, Zubehör und vieles mehr.

Professionale per consigli di bellezza di esperti e tutorial, si prega di visitare mia figlia, Kate, il canale su youtube: IKHAMELEON arte trucco, cosmetici, estetici, forniture e altro ancora.

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Pug dog with longest tail in the world (for a pug)
帕格的狗世界上最长的尾巴(哈巴狗
Twenty five room hand carved, hand cast palace.  Museum piece. In the home of American artist/writer, Farrell Hamann  Serious offers considered.

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二十五年手工雕刻,手工铸造的宫殿。博物馆的作品美国艺术家/作家的家,法雷尔哈曼严重优惠考虑。位于萨克拉门托,加利福尼亚州。电子邮箱:farrellhamann@sbcglobal.netEmail:
Creampuff the Jaguar
Famous mosaic eggs 

 Celtic Cross


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Emerging (larva) artist/writer Farrell Hamann

Note: I'm going to start selling my flat marble toy spiral via the net very soon (hand held for kids older that 4 1/2 due to choking hazard) Don't have any made up yet but will soon. Each one will be different. Don't have pay pal so you'll have to pay by money order or silver, perhaps personal check until and if I get Paypal. Have some other ideas in the works for gifts and what nots. I'm thinking I need an inexpensive line of art and that's what's motivating me.  These toys would make great Christmas or birthday gifts or just to have around as sculpture.

Below: Latex mold for making spiral marble toys, I've made a number of these and they are great toys and help with hand eye. The finished marble spiral will be approximately 12 1/2 inches across. For Price, I thinking $32 shipped in USA or $55 for two. You can always arrange to pick up in person in Sacramento and see my huge art collection (giant spheres, obelisks, castles, chateau, paintings, wall hangings, large marble toys)
Also: I will start accepting writing assignments again so let me know what your needs are.
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Camel Mosaic
Spring Meadow

Clueless yet erudite 
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People, Cheetos, potato chips, junk foods are messing up your life. GMO's, bad oils, too much salt, what a racket. Have some pink slime in your burger, ugh!  Companies like Frito-Lay and ConAgra, and Kellogg's are really bad for your health. Monsanto and BayerAg are really bad also.


Farmer feeds GMO corn to his pigs, they all become sterile!!
Iowa State University punks out
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